January 22. 2013

It is negative degrees outside tonight in Chicago. I have the main heater on and the electric heater trained directly at my lateral foot-to-head. I’m wearing socks and leg warmers. My sister sent me a picture of Bill Clinton earlier…to cheer me up. We like how he smiles so much. It’s hard not to cheer up when Bill Clinton is smiling. It’s hard to describe the biting, chilling, sub-zero weather. There ought to be more bonfires and huskies.